Ok ok...I know all my postings and pictures so far have been making fun of people.  So here is a normal picture.  We're standing on top of St Peter's Basilica at the Vatican.

The Art of the "Checking Out"

Let's be honest, who hasn't checked out a hot guy or girl who happened to walk by on the street, in a mall, restaurant, bar, etc?  We all have, and if you say you haven't, then you're a liar.  The way this is approached and carried out can be an art form.  Being sly is a must, no one wants to be caught staring and end up labeled as a stalker.  Brief glances and perhaps a quick smile would be a better way to go.  Those who are seasoned often incorporate other techniques to help disguise their true intents.  If the encounter occurs at supermarket/store/mall these veterans will pretend to be preoccupied with the nutritional content of a perishable good, or the quality of stitching in a shirt.  This helps to easy the comfortable level of the "hottie" so they won't feel like a piece of meat on display. 

In Europe there were plenty of hotties to check out and even more amateurs getting caught staring, look the two below:

For those of you that haven't seen this, please check it out. It's hilarious.  Kayne West and Mike Meyers does segment on NBC for the disaster relief.  Kayne went nuts.  (Pay attention to Mike's non verbal expressions on his face)

http://media.putfile.com/Kanye79

Do you remember your elementary school days? Those were the best weren't they?  Recess, nap time, story time, lunch...man good times good times.  One of the things I still remember is the kid in the class who'd always give up once they start losing.  It didn't matter what game it was: Hungry Hungy Hippo, checkers, tag, once they couldn't hack it, they would simple give up and ruin everyone else's fun.  Those sore losers...

This picture was taken on one of our long train trips to another country/city, and Ali gave up on the card game we were playing because she kept losing...

Look at the following two pictures.  Does anyone know what these two have in common?

Well the top picture is obviously someone's feet, and more then likely woman's feet since the toenails are painted.  As you can see from the picture this person has unusually long toes, one can say they are almost finger like.

The bottom picture is of a bathroom, I'm sure we can all recognize the item on the right is a typical toilet, but one might not know what the object on the left is since we don't have many of these here in America.  The object on the left is called a bidet, and there's unique story of how bidets came about.  I'll give you a short synopsis:

Bidets originated in Europe, back when toilet paper was scarce and hard to come by.  So the europeans invented this contraption to wash their hinnies after they excrete fecal matter. 

So you be thinking ok great, a picture of someone with really long toes, another picture of a hinnie washer; what's the corelation?  Well the person with the feet never knew what a bidet was, and didn't know why it would be in every hotel bathroom in europe.  They figured hey its a mini bathtub that I can wash my dirty feet in.  And so this person with extremely long toes washed their feet in the fecal contaminated bidet throughout their trip in Europe.

Please note: To protect the identity of the person with really long toes, I have intentionally left their name out of this entry, nor will I release their name if asked, so please, don't ask.